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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am, #135810
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #128337
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #128336
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am, #72010
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am, #72002
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am, #231583
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm, #226580
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226517
Kick a**.!


FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am, #202015
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am, #202014
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #200746
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #200745
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm, #171122
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm, #137053
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm, #100666
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm, #79501
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #73754
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am, #68098
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am, #33669
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am, #30956
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am, #30948
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm, #30738
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm, #30417
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm, #30414
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm, #30377
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am, #30366
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey ***y
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by AaronL



MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm, #237629
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am, #237624
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am, #236268
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm, #236188
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm, #236183
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.




MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am, #219442
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am, #219439

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm, #218926
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm, #218917
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm, #218911
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Doggit

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm, #247888
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am, #245789
What... the... F@#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am, #245721
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am, #245643
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm, #245620
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm, #246051
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242916
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242915
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am, #241809
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm, #239864
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm, #239832
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am, #239727
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm, #239592
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am, #239560
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239177
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm, #239157
Yeeeccch


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm, #223279
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am, #105122
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm, #88984
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82494
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82493
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm, #67438
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm, #67437
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm, #36806
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm, #27651
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am, #239946
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm, #130798
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm, #86722
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm, #85812
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am, #94914
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm, #19162
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


Old Saw -




DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #237203
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm, #219651
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am, #215981
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am, #215896
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm, #215864
Grandma?


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm, #245468
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am, #241766
Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am, #241762
Funny, work on sentence structure


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm, #236614
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm, #236571
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm, #236411
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am, #236405
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am, #198761
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am, #198759
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #198758
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm, #198003
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm, #175908
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am, #175845
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am, #175844
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am, #234326
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


RECYCLING -


TAGS: recycle
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GaryO

BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:31 am, #229512
I'm shocked EmoBoyWonder voted on this one :)
Rick69 - February 13, 2012, 11:17 am, #229506
5L just for the dog's expression. . . and a quiet little hearty chuckle :)
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:56 pm, #228579
2 is good....just glad there's not a negative side to the scale
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:47 pm, #228578
2 dirty for me
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:42 pm, #228574
Behold! I have risen from filthy! s-o-o-o-o, would that be a 4 dirty or a 5 dirty?
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:46 pm, #228565
you're a dirty old man
mariand - January 30, 2012, 9:10 am, #228441
yup, this is a clean...5
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:54 am, #228438
ahahahah
GaryO - January 30, 2012, 8:53 am, #228437
So'd he....good doggie....good (cheap) doggie
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:59 am, #228426
dude, I just 5te breakfast :)
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:20 am, #228407
Ewww...but 5L regardless. LOL!


COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm, #241260
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm, #241256
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm, #248939
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243305
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm, #242867
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm, #242852
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm, #226549

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am, #226388

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am, #226387

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm, #226379
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm, #219266

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm, #219262

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm, #206138
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm, #206115
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm, #195528
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm, #195526

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am, #195457
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am, #195345
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am, #195337
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm, #195206
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm, #195190
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm, #195188
True patriot, excellent one RL.


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am, #238634
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am, #238629
LMAO


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

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Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm, #176487
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm, #48691
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46005
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46004
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am, #26878
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am, #15847
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am, #213168
Man I LOVED her!!


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am, #251398
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....




THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.74/5


DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber


TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

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Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm, #243749
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm, #243336
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am, #239093
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am, #218988
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm, #215221
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm, #215220
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am, #152951
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm, #225853
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm, #225652
that's a good one


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.71/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am, #239366
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm, #220321
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am, #194841
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am, #166749
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am, #140071
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm, #139860
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm, #139857
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am, #135823
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm, #134992
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm, #134991
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134985
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126886
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126885
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am, #122074
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am, #115924
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am, #115915
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm, #115853
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm, #69862
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm, #66632
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am, #60271
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm, #60184
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am, #60077
He he great one


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am, #236858
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm, #232533
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm, #232001
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232000
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am, #231965
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am, #231956
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am, #231953
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am, #231952
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm, #241700
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220627
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm, #220626
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220625
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220624
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm, #220565

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm, #220536
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am, #220522
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am, #220519
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.72/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218065
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm, #213874
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #182198
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182197
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182196
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am, #175008
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #145148
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145112
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am, #145099
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am, #105526
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #105344
What are "Neds"?


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm, #250294
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm, #224886
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm, #206014
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm, #206013
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm, #206010
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm, #205992
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm, #205966

i actually like this!


DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm, #244016
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm, #225103
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm, #225102
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm, #225101

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm, #225100
5uperb!


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

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TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am, #241934
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am, #241933
I like them for their 3rd n******.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am, #227695
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am, #241609
Ha! Humans.


STAR FLEET ACADEMY - First year engineering project


TAGS: three pronged
Rating: 4.85/5

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rodneykeene - July 30, 2013, 4:45 am, #248152
Looks like a page from the Tardis's repair manual.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:51 pm, #248035
that's not starfleet, those are the instructions in Step 3 of Ikea's latest end table.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:54 pm, #236138
"I don't like to lose."
spypengen - May 29, 2012, 9:33 am, #235372
seams easy enough 5L
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 6:23 am, #235366
My brain hurts.


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

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Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm, #246523
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm, #239236
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm, #237106
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm, #222805
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm, #222791

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm, #222777
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm, #222776
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm, #222775
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm, #222774
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222771
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am, #222767
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am, #222743
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am, #222737
true for every country. 5


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.41/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm, #237713
lol...


APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything


TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.37/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm, #251859
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am, #239203
Noble as a gra**!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am, #207787
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm, #187091
I love Firefly.5/5


IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.13/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm, #255862
That is friggan awsome.


RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

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Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am, #224469
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am, #224466
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm, #224465
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


ENERGY DRINKS -




TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am, #245743
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm, #242507
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm, #223779
Good lord, what is that?


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.49/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am, #223664
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #223604
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223603
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


SLEEP TIGHT -


TAGS: sleep stare insomnia
Rating: 4.48/5

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:34 pm, #241116
Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...
Sho - May 28, 2012, 5:42 pm, #235331
You're welcome >:)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:51 pm, #235304
This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!
jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 8:47 am, #234611
I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.
OTC - May 13, 2012, 12:06 pm, #234588
MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:56 pm, #234562
Trouble5ome
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:56 pm, #234534
Wow I know that feeling, usually after ***, they stare as if asking...that's it? 5l for making fun of my life ;)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:28 pm, #234528
Thank5 in advance for some sleepless nights!


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.


MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.64/5

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- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm, #236132
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am, #236112
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm, #236093
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am, #239140
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm, #239063
The Force is strong with this one.


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.83/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am, #248973
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm, #248535
Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am, #223731
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm, #223331
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am, #223307
I learn this a little more with every notch.


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm, #221758
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am, #221554
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am, #221552
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm, #221542
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm, #221527
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm, #221510
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm, #221509
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am, #221506
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am, #221505
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am, #221504
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am, #221500
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am, #221490
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm, #221489
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


OH OH OH - the humanity


TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm, #255459
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm, #236688
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am, #236559
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am, #236545
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding sh**gun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am, #236536
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm, #236525
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm, #236524
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

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bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm, #81727
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


BEFORE YOU.... -


TAGS: before
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am, #219436

and better ...and better


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am, #226121
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am, #255054
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm, #255036
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am, #239947
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm, #239434
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm, #239431
Gud 'un, MP!!


GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.81/5

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smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm, #218815
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am, #218806
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am, #218799
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am, #218798
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am, #218790
sounds like fun


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm, #231644
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm, #224845
OUTSTANDING !!


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: vocabulary redneck
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:55 pm, #242773
Thanks pal.
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 6:22 pm, #242748
What a riot !!!


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am, #229924
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am, #229487
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm, #229276
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm, #240436
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


Keep Looking Up -




ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.93/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm, #193629
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm, #169532
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm, #150153
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am, #133746
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #112254
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm, #112237
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm, #112227
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am, #102994
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am, #102993
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm, #66843
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm, #65338
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm, #64975
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm, #64972
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm, #64971
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64969
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64968
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm, #64967
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm, #64966
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm, #64964
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm, #64960
Atheism is more of a belief


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams


TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am, #242306
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am, #231875
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am, #231613
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm, #231602
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am, #231569
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm, #231553
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm, #231539
lol sent this to a friend back at home


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm, #217022
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm, #216789
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am, #216774
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am, #216757
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216709
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216697
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm, #216683
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm, #216675
Very nice.


POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter


TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.62/5

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Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm, #243429
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.


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